Walk in the Woods

Ok, so I've got to say it, Bill Bryson needs to grow a pair.  I just took a walk in the woods with Mommy and Daddy and it was super easy. I don't know what that guy's problem was.  Sure I didn't have to haul my water and carry any equipment; come to think of it, I didn't even have to walk.  Daddy carried me and I fell asleep in 2 minutes but Bill is still a whiner.